I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
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