Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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