no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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