So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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