Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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