If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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