naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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