Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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