Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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