Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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