he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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