I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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