I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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