woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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