it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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