RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Of course I have a pirate flag
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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