its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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