More tranny stories later!
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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