I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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