She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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