he shaved USA in his pubs
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I have post one night stand depression
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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