awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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