That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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