I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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