hotel room ftw
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
