Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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