He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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