This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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