so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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