areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
