i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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