Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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