Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
and she was petting her beer can
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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