Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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