It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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