You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
My vagina is very pro this idea
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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