i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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