You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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