Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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