im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
You did what with his pubic hair?
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