she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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