So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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