TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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