im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Randomize
