I heard we made out
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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