I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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