Just cropdusted the office
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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