Even water is tasting like jack daniels
It's just like the Real World with babies
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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