we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
