I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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