are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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