these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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