I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Randomize